Wine. One bottle can easily do that. Wine with each course, easily a thousand.

It's amazing how your political views change when you realize that bootstrapping is bullshit, there isn't a surfeit of jobs for "skilled" people out there,

What other signs does he need?

NOOOOO! Can you imagine this dude as either your supervisor or the employee you are supposed to manage?

Orange is the new black?

You should never visit the Netherlands. You would just kill yourself. They all look Dutch.

Thank you for you basic fact-checking . Also know as Google. Seriously, Google fucking DOMA twbb.

What part of Clinton being president bothered you? Was it the peace or the prosperity? Was it the balanced budget or the investment in infrastructure?

Goalposts? They are republicans. They do not need any stinking goalposts.

Wait. How the hell did you bring the Jewish people in America into this blame fest? This is the most liberal voting block in the US.

And remind your friends to vote. This happens because of bullshit false equivalence and women not voting.

Are you 12? Have you ever been at an actual college? People crash all over the place because they are drunk, they are tired, it is cold outside, etc.

She was so close to surviving. So very close. Three semesters to gtf out of high school.

Engage! You people are fucking hysterical.

And nice expensive white jackets? With sleeves that tie in the back?

Thank you. You needed more than a star for that one.

I never thought I'd be able to look at a parent that lost a child and think "nope, I don't feel sorry for you."

>"God doesn't make mistakes,"

OK right wing assholes ladies suck at so many things. But many of them are competitive, aggressive women and it only comes out at bake sales. So better friends, better people, better life, yes. But better bake sales, that is a maybe.

She could have had an abortion. Duh.