On one hand, I get where this is coming from. “I bought the tractor, so I should be able to do whatever I want with it”.

I knew Jack Feces. Jack Feces was my friend. You Jason Torchinsky, are no Jack Feces.

Put up a sun shield ever time you park to keep the dash from fading/cracking (any more than it already has).

There’s a lot of engineering know-how between the four people in this picture:

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“You’re just jealous you don’t have the resources to turn your own stupid ideas into self-promotional circlejerks.” -a typical Tesla fanboy response

(dis)Honorable Mention: Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet

He can go a tiny bit bigger and get a golf sportwagen, with diesel and a manual. Not quite as fun as the GTI but room for kid shit and 40 mpg.  You can get some suspension mods and go nuts if you’d like

Tracy is close, but when the number of car seats is plural, there’s a lot of associated crap to haul. The Sportwagen is a better option.

You must not be very familiar with the general Chinese public

What do you call a bunch of Alfa Romeos that haven’t moved for years?

The asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

What’s a portrail?  That the gunwale on the left side of the boat?

I want more range, Father.

Nauseating hype, myopia, and hubris. I expect I shant be disappointed.

I once played a game like this in college, it was during the Bush/Kerry election cycle and we made a drinking game out of the debates. I had to take a shot every time W made a grammatical error.

I’m going to take a shot every time Ol’ Elon accuses someone of being a pedophile.

I know a local guy with one of these in this exact color. It’s actually stunning.

Think we’re gonna go back to avocado-colored kitchen appliances, too?