The ruptured pressure vessel might be a clue to the cause.

There’s a term for people who can heartlessly switch back and forth between charm and abuse.

He’s sorry you guys! That must mean he’s in no way volatile and a danger to the company’s reputation. Everything is fine now and I’m sure he’ll never get into a Twitter fight with anyone ever again because this was only a one-off incident and not an ongoing pattern of behaviour.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such famous video edits as “Lady Laughs Hysterically over Chewbacca Mask” and “Moving Day: Why Did you Turn?”

V60 Polestar, a new one is right at the top of your budget, or settle for a lightly used low-mileage example for about $50K. Not the biggest wagon, but still larger than a Mini Cooper.

Aw, c’mon, finding a cool car on a $60k budget is dynamiting fish in a barrel.

2014 Audi RS7. It’s AWD and cool af. You’ll be the coolest dad in the state, guaranteed.

V12 is always the answer. ZF Transmission in the 750 is fine if you clean out the Valve Body once in a while, you don’t want to wake the kiddos up with a harsh  shift. 

V60 Polestar in Swedish Racing Green. AWD? Check. Can babby? Check. Wagon (ergo dad car)? Check. Automatic? Check. Performance model? Check. Under $60K? Check.

Hellcaravan

95% of all MkIV Golfs are still on the road.

Remember back when we could star an article? Those were good times. Nice article, David.

I happen to suffer from voice immodulation syndrome.

Those hamsters ate the wiring.

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

The correct way to interpret that statistic is that 15% of married couples make enough money that the wife doesn’t care what the husband is buying.

An Elon Musk post. Good! You guys never talk about him.

He’s hypermiling. 

It is sorta funny that even a simple “Fuck Off” wouldn’t have cost billions in market cap. but, no, Mr. Tony Stark Raving Mad had to go there with the interchange...