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I lived in Australia for 11 years, returning to the US relatively recently. Individual Australians are fine people, but collectively they’ve formed a nation of beige cardigan cowards.


As per the article, this is just an advert for a game, and the marketing drones wanted it to be based in Australia.

They should have just gone down there and drove through traffic at normal speed and kind of made it a parody of what they normally do

And thusly. America became truly the last bastion of freedom.

2:25 “When we talked to you about Volkswagen advertisement, truth and honesty is what we talked about.”

Maybe they remember 2011..

According to Google, he may have eaten an entire shower of babies ...

Didn’t Australians coin the term “hooning” ?

Wonder how Australia feels about the new Forza Horizon game. Can’t be having this kind of hoonigalism being performed even on digital streets!

i pass an ostrich every day on me trip to the shops.... horrible foul tempered bird... we hates it we does(pretty sure it hates us too)

Based off the things above, how the hell did Playground Games get Australia for Forza Horizon 3? Are we going to be forced to race within the speed limit in-game? LMFAO

Weird, a country with a hardon for anti-hooning policies doesn’t want a production called “hoonigan” down there filming some hoon hooning around?

That’s about as smart as saying the US is made up of ancestral Pilgrims.

obviously the ozzys couldnt let a bunch of americans roam about in their country... they’d never be able to get rid of them again.. (just like bloody rabbits... they let a few of those in and now look whats happened)

Turbo whistle, or TWIN TURBO WHISTLE!?!??

And the fake hood scoop adds 10hp and lowers the coeffecient of drag while that massive oversized spoiler is totally needed

Don’t forget the ‘Powered by Nissan’ windshield banner.

Fat can exhaust, tint and rims are good for at least 50-60HP right?

Agreed, this is obviously an answer to the Civic 1.5T. Even though it’s not a Sentra Nismo, I still give Nissan credit for putting this car out there, seeing as though Honda and VW are the only other companies willing to make turbocharged tweener cars like these.

I’m sure this will be a fun little car to putt around town in and nice for highway cruising. Of course, we are just mere moments away from fuckboys in their early 20's slapping NISMO stickers all over it pretending it’s a CAI away from become a street monster.