How did this shit make it out of the grays?

WTF. Do you know how much money it costs to use satellites? It’s not something your PD can afford much less on a car chase and security cameras don’t work like in the movies were they can simultaneously monitor all the cities cameras, even then there not everywere like conspiracy theorists would have you belive. Just…

Lol. I didn’t read the whole story but I’m gonna monday quarterback the cops decisions

One thing to keep in mind is with the spark plug gone air and exhaust would most likely flow through there. I think that’s a great idea for a roadkill hyper mileing episode.

Can it offroad better than a bone stock 2016 wrangler?

Yea the Army changed alot. If you did the same thing today you would’ve lost on post driving privileges for a year and your squad leader would’ve gotten an Article 15 for not giving you a saftey brief on driving from the barracks to the company. And you’d still get smoked for being late to formation.

You probably would’ve died if you hadn’t been wearing your PT belt.

No! Supreme Overlord Musk said Tesla’s have perfect reliability if you have faith brother. All hail Elon! All hail Elon! All hail Elon!

Not saying they shouldn’t cover it, but their at obsessive ex levels with how much their talking about it.

Ok listen up jalopnik writers. TG has had some major changes in her life recently and its really affected her as a person. I know you two use to be close, but she’s a changed person now and you can’t expect her to love you like before. Did you know that Youtube is full of 100's of channels that do car reviews? You…

Maybe I would know this if I followed you on social media but what is your DD?

*puts on tin foil hat

He used to be an engineer for FCA. Also are you from Europe or something? Because I’ve literally never heard them called anything but bumpstops in America

Wait! But being unreliable just means the car has a soul right?

What’s even the point of titanium exhaust? Save 20 pounds on a 3500 lbs car?

I think that’s a trick question. If try it your drunk, if you say WTF I don’t know it backwards your sober.

Also amazing publicity

That sounds even more sexist lol

What? he got halfway through painting the car and putting new rims on and said “shit I’m late for work!”

Curse words! I really wanna know the story behind that now