Rob is someone who should take his millions of dollars and move to literally anywhere but LA and start over as a normal person who owns Burger King franchises and dates a bank teller.

You’re being breathtakingly naive. I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t give him a double high five while fellating him.

One of THE BEST sketches.

Yes.

Been to a class reunion yet? Even the 10-year can be a case of BMOC schadenfreude. By the time you get to the 25th, all the guys have become sunburned thumbs and it becomes apparent that long straight blonde hair is not equally flattering. (I’ve become a greying fatass myself so my time at these events involves a lot…

I’m up for it, especially if Gus is baptized in Holy Days sauce.

Nice try, Billy Ray. But you don’t get to call yourself just “Cyrus” until you build an empire stretching from Bulgaria to the Indus River.

Does that look like a family with a table setting for 12?

How about the couple at my church that used Billy Idol’s White Wedding?

Note that it’s the “pro-life” segment of Congress that’s trying to remove maternity and newborn coverage.

Biannual is every two years. Semiannual is ever six months.

School kids on a field trip to the state museum. I guarantee you that’s his target audience.

Good move. I still say my version has a tactile je ne sais quoi.

I belong to a really horrible FB group of local folks who mostly support Trump and are racist/awful in a lot of ways. Since my job requires working with the public, I don’t participate but do use it as a way to figure out who the most horrible people are in my area. It’s such a train wreck; I have a hard time looking…

I hear he is a real curmudgeon.