It's my understanding you have to stop at Wall Drug.

I thought the blurred lines case was a bit of stretch.

I need to get in better shape.

Could they monitor how disappointing the ending of "The Fall" was on so many levels?

Jazzy Jeff too lean, would have needed a lot of tenderizer or be made into jerky.

I still remember seeing the first Alien in the theater when it came out. When it burst out of the dude's chest it blew the entire audience away. Nobody was ready for that.

The Twinkies and Pabst mansion? Now that sounds like a party everyone can get behind.

In the sense that any press is good press, yes. But in the sense that if she had a laugh about it and proved herself a good sport she might have endeared herself more favorable target market. Maybe leveraged the joke into a free appearance on her show—more marketing.

Sounds like free advertising to me. If she was smart she'd have worked it to her advantage.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

and wasting all my time time.

Men: why are they so 1) dumb 2) often trying to have sex 3) oblivious 4) paid more

Can't they all just funnel their jokes to Amy Schumer?

Hey you! Who said that? Now how have you been?

It's a brutal sport that does not lend itself to longevity.

I know a lot of you like to get on the message boards….youtube comments….

That's sort of how I read it: he wouldn't have a super cool rich famous friend if he said anything. I LIKE Doug Stanhope, but this piece he wrote wasn't well thought out or crafted. I'm still apt to believe there was no violence based on a few of the facts in play, especially how the bruises didn't show up until…

Stanhope's piece was a mess. Didn't want to tell his friend something for fear of being cast out of the circle?? That's pretty lame.

Glove slap baby.

If only he were a billionaire taking him to his sex dungeon it would be much less triggering.