Dear Penthouse Forum,

That “think” piece would make a really mediocre TV show.

They also fall over if you don’t screw in the base right.

I suggest letting the wookie get all the stars

Who?

WHO’S hosting the show? Sorry, I can never, ever let go of a joke.

I’m more interested to see if they’ll still be held accountable for their seminars, which are similar to the Trump approach. They’ve been accused of defrauding people by charging more and more money to “learn” how to flip houses.

At least Hilary and David are still going strong!

Having lived in New York, and then lived other places, you find yourself referring to the times you lived in New York more often (and for a longer period in your life) than you refer to the times you lived in other places.

“If I had the ability to do so, I’d give this upstanding young man a chance to be a college football coach again.”

This is my POV too. People have gone from wishful denial to magical thinking and it is painful to watch.

I honestly think it’s guilt to a certain degree. This community in and of itself positioned itself on a progressive high horse in the Democratic primary and beyond, took Trump lightly just like SNL—which they now deride for having done so—and NOW we’re all activists? NOW we’re all “hey, there was someone else that was…

I think we are all being conned by both sides sadly. Obama said he was going to do some things like closing Guantanamo Bay and I believe it’s still open. Also WTF is going on with him not speaking up abt the Dakota Access Pipeline?

It’s time for the patch kid. Work it and make it your own. And good luck in the big house! Vacations are fun.

It’s similar to how gawker thinks the hulk tape was okay because hulk was famous. Both miss that there’s fucking TWO people in a sex tape and they need to both consent in order for it to be public.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Oh. I thought this was about my shithead liberal cousins that decided not to vote because of their “concerns” with Hillary.

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

Y’know... I have bipolar disorder, which comes with a fair amount of depression in the winter. I struggle with it every year. It’s not often I go more than a day without breaking down into tears between November and April, and that’s in a good year.