My older brother managed to rack up like $100 on the Freddy Kruger hotline. My mom was not pleased. Good times!

Did anyone else use to sit up at sleepovers and try to come up with super “sexy” 900 number possibilities and then hang up after you found out they were real? Oh, the 90s.

Yeah, since the article started with “Bill Clinton is an excellent surrogate!”, it basically had zero integrity going on. Mr President Clinton is a PR nightmare.

Incidentally this is how Michael Rapaport keeps getting work.

Is retribution inherently bad? I’m not sure, either way.

There’s a lot of potential causes.

This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

Frank Stallone was killer.

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

He also believes his dad was the Zodiac Killer. Which would be wild.

I think it’s widely acknowledged that Dr. George Hodel killed her. The facts point to him, and his own son believes that.

My brother ended up locked up in a mental facility because of, in part, not sleeping, working around the clock, fasting. Your electrolytes, hormone levels, and brain activity will be very fucked up if you do shit like that. Sigh.

+1 yard TD

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Because it impairs your ability to function in certain ways. There are some brain-mood-thingies that seem to me more of an executive dysfunction or processing error than an “illness,” however, I’m glad that someone thought to take me to a hospital when I believed I was a figment of Dan Harmon’s imagination. I was not…

Most of you are probably too old to remember how good Activision Baseball was for the Atari 2600, especially compared to the Atari Baseball. The catcher was abnormally fast, and my favorite thing was throwing every ground ball back to him, and having him run down the batter on the way to first. Pissed off my brother…