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actually i once had a fantastic relationship for 18 months when I was 28, but given time and job issues, I married someone else who was more stable, more reliable etc.... the affection with that person continued for twenty years including his parents deaths and my divorce and disabled child. we never got back together…

when you are fifty you sometimes realize that your happiest of times wasn't with the husband you had your kids with...........

No. He volunteered as tribute.

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

Sadly, the quality of nerd here has declined of late.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

I’m not bullshitting you. Eli Manning, the first name in the sentence you quoted back to me, really is the starting quarterback for the New York Football Giants. Google it.

You don’t have to worry about me. My understanding of coercion is informed by the fact that I’m familiar with a broad array of behavior, some of which is blatantly immormal, and some of which isn’t, all of which is coercive. Did you know that sexual coercion cases have been made against women who pressured their…

Ok, print that comment and stick in a frame and come back to us in five years.

It may not be that cut-and-dry. The OCR sent out the famous “Dear Colleague” letter regarding Title IX, and if that is interpreted by the court as a regulation and not a directive, due process rights could be extended.

Ok true, the standard legal terms/principles people think of may not apply as it’s a private college determining who is/isn’t allowed to attend, however as a college they are subject to Title IX laws and have specific procedures they have to follow. They aren’t just allowed to kick out (or suspend, in this case)…

Nah, the LW is just oblivious to the fact his co-worker is mocking him for being 6'7", and has been doing so since he started the job.

As I see it, only a handful of types of shorts:

he said it himself. phone wallet and keys. thats already too much for the front pockets. then you got your smokers, pack of cigs and lighter or pack of j’s and lighter/matches. maybe your going to the movies and want to sneak in some soda and candy. going to a show or game, gotta carry tickets. and if you take public…

If you’ve ever had to climb 40 feet straight into the air to service an AC system on a godforsaken rooftop in the middle of summer, you’ll be glad that you could fit all of your hand tools into your pockets, so all you had to do was throw your gauges over your shoulder like a bandolier and clip your drum of R-410A to…

They key aspect of the bottom pockets of cargo shorts: your phone will not slide out and clatter on the ground every time you sit down. Thus, the bottom pocket gets 100% of my phone-carrying time, making it useful even if you travel light.

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

For the TL;DR crowd that jumps straight to the comments for a round of dealer bashing:

Since this post is officially from Deadspin, it screws up the star system. It'll probably all change with the new commenting system Gawker Inc will be implementing soon.