3,300 baguettes due at signing.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Hottest car on the block!

Have fun storming the castle! 

It just so happens that your Highlander XSE buyer is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. [...] Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do, go through theirclothes and look for loose change.

Maybe next we’ll do a Rolls, so you can be, you know, on a Rolls. 

This poll should have 3 options

King’s Hawaiian Seats® 

How about a Toyota Avalon. It will last forever, and they make an excellent vehicle to soak up the miles. No, maybe not as efficient as the 406, but it’ll run forever.

the economy fare didn’t pay for a first class fare.

Coupe d EV-ille

Can the IIHS tackle DRL LEDs that are so bright the driver thinks their headlights are on even when they’re not? I run into this all the time now, because dashboards are always lit, even with the headlights off, and DRLs are so bright the owners think their lights are on. I’ve been stuck behind someone without their…

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

Am I going to be the only one who thinks this guy is a moron doing this on public roads? Especially a burnout and hitting the nitrous on a road lined with peoples personal cars. Or damaging speed bumps in a retailers parking lot. That and I just cant stand his presentation in general.

So much for being grounded to the ground

Here’s the fundamental difference between Mercedes and Ferrari, one Binotto needs to address in the off-season if he wants Ferrari to improve. It’s not going to be an easy change because this is inherently ingrained in Ferrari’s culture and part of it is due to being an Italian team that the Italians adore:

FWIW I have yet to read the article above.  Rather I would like to say that I don’t understand why “F**K improves your story title.  I can level the same criticism at all of the writers on my beloved Jalopnik.  I would like to share your website with my grand children, etc.  Sadly, I can’t.

It's...... a print................... one of many................. my god

Rat DeMuro gives the lab car a Ratscore of 50/100

Will one of the rats tell me about the vehicle’s quirks and features?