Yeah because a boondoggle project is fine as long as it is funded with other people’s money and benefits you.

Verstappen charge through the field was great and Hamilton’s move on Vettel quite excellent too.

Yes, those are all assumptions you are making about this person when giving them advice they didn’t ask for.

oh my god, shut the fuck up. 

Convertible, exciting but not exotic enough for Ferrari-level repair bills, automatic, with room for two child car seats?

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

I cannot recommend the Buick TourX enough, I am 6'5" and it was the first car I have gotten into in years that I had to move the drivers seat forward from the back most position. No manual and no NA engine was almost a deal breaker for me but it is a great driving car with the exception of the start/stop. I hope this…

Jeeze, who in this world *can* we trust, if not a luxury car salesman!?

Not even similar to Alonso. Rumor is that Kimi is getting an ownership stake in Sauber and will make the transition to team management after this last driving stint.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

300 has to be the new 200 when 4000lbs is the new 2500lbs.......

Why didn’t you turn?

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Does “white stuff” include her bikini? Because I’m okay with that.

Damn straight. They’re getting free room and board, the little buggers can push.

Jalopnik, you gotta hire this kid

You put words together in a good way.  Please stay.

1 week left on a summer internship?!? There is a month to go!! Come on Jalopnik, pay for a few more oil changes so Mack can stay!

I'll be Holden onto my cash, mate.