In other news, Segway announces its highest performance model, ever:

• “Four doors would be ideal”
  

This should be called the Hissy Fit

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

They gotta be somewhere. Without them, breasts are pointless.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

Slow down.

I have...the LSD in my Performance Package equipped GTI pretty much eliminates torque steer, the AWD in the R puts power down a bit better but it does feel heavier.

Well, Alonso did sign a contract with McLaren for 2015-2017 that makes him the highest paid F1 driver at $40 million per year including bonuses. So there’s that.

That’s called Australia.

Ever try to talk with Indian tech support?

ironically he waited to come to a complete stop just before his exit

Those dimpled ramps are for sight impaired drivers, not traction. I learned that today. ;)

That’s Mr. Fart to you.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

You keep the lady, but I’ll take the GT! Thank you!

Congratulations, Mr. Kaiser Khan, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Cadillac which this lovely lady will deliver soon. It’s a perfect car for an intrepid young attorney.

He’s ‘got 28,000 in to it’! Does that mean there’s a sacks of cash in the back of this thing?

Wow. I remember when I used to go to Jalopnik to escape FB politics and just read about cars...

Why can’t you add one? It’s just another wireless remote, like the ones you carry around in your car.