The world: Hey, here’s a completely undeserved 15th second chance. Just don’t be an asshole, okay?

“the Queen lightly slapped him across the face”

Putting that plastic bottle in the recycling today probably explains my surprise same sex attraction this afternoon. Excuse me while I go and throw a bunch of aluminum cans in the regular trash. 

And you just know how much angrier it makes them to KNOW they cannot say EXACTLY what they want about this amazing person. 

I found Thunberg’s oration to be impassioned, well-written and well-delivered. Of course, for the Fox News bobbleheads, that’s well outside their experience. She’s not talking down to them, so from their perspective, I can see how they think she’s “mentally ill.”

“Okay guys, on the board today is, ‘should men have multiple skin care products?’ You know, a shampoo, a body wash, a lotion-”

Ah yes, joking that a child you disagree with should be raped. So funny and subversive.

The fact that he thought that might be funny says a lot of disturbing shit about him.

Sadly, you have hit the mark. I’d bet that these are the same types of truly rich men who didn’t blink twice giving Elizabeth Holmes a fuckton of funding for her Theranos long-con...but then Elizabeth was engagingly pretty and seemingly smart and offered to make them moar money on their investment. What do these startl…

The Children of the Corn attack was obviously a swipe at Greta’s neuro difference. That’s the unholy depths that these full-grown people have sunk to.

When your family can’t stand you. Good for him, we need allies to call BS.

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Yep. See also: men think recycling makes you gay.

My dad was a raging alcoholic asshole who would sell his own kid for a nickle.

That sounds exactly like my father; if you can believe it, in a storybook twist, he actually had the good graces to die on my birthday last year. It felt like all my christmases at once.

I’m sorry about your pup! I hope you can take comfort in the fact that your golden retriever had a good life with you but it’s always hard to have to go through that. My dog is a rescue that doesn’t easily trust and while my sister has agreed to take her in if anything ever happened to me she hasn’t spent much time…

Now seems as good a time as any to promote Drew Magary’s The Postmortal. It’s a (very) dark take on immortality but very good. 

I, on the other hand, have no desire to die - I cannot imagine not existing anymore in a sentient fashion so simply have decided to keep on keeping on.

I have no desire to live forever. Hell I’m gonna be real disappointed if I make it to 90. I just want to outlive my dog.

I didn’t even think of that. Yes. Give it to her and then set fire to the lab, the pills, and the records. Now it’s the story of science saving humanity, much nicer. 

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.