My sister: “What would you do if you were trapped at the top of a skyscraper that was on fire and you couldn’t find your way out?”

Reading this made my apple watch remind me to breathe. Excellent work all around.

My question is at what point should we stop freaking out online and actually start genuinely doing everything we can to prevent the end of the world and the sociopaths hastening it? Because I’m ready and raring to go, I’m just waiting on everyone else (maybe that’s the problem, we’re all perpetually waiting for each…

“State of constant anxiety" pretty much describes what it's like living in the States at the moment. 

These maniacal rodents are ruining my profession. It’s already difficult to be in law enforcement these days, but on top of sabotage from within like this.

They don’t have to optimize for the test only. They have the option of satisfying the test for the dummy size specified by the NHTSA *as well as* other body types. That costs extra money, so they don’t. Until we find a way to assign value to doing the right thing in this country (as opposed to making the most money),…

They are em-bare-ass- ing!

An 18-year-old girl in Manchester UK was just punched in the face and knocked out bc she dared, very politely, to tell a guy no thanks.

I’m with you.  I had to google several words in this article.  Making me realize how 40 I really am.

“Orbiter” = “Stalker”

It softens what it really is so the people who do it can feel better about themselves and their faux righteousness. See also: the term “alt.right.”

Always love how the only account in stories like this that is widely shared is that of the murderer. “She flirted in front of him”. Oh? Your interpretation, you murderer. This is why women have to be careful even while just trying to be polite and respectful to other humans - two things women hardly ever receive in…

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

My guess is McConaughey & Failure to Launch. 

McConaughey from Failure to Launch?

When they started releasing pints again, my Facebook had nothing but locals posting photos of themselves hugging armloads of pints or crying against the glass freezer door of their grocery store. I nearly mowed a kid down with my cart a few months ago when I saw they finally had half gallons of Rocky Road.

I am from Louisiana and very much remember the pain and suffering caused by the Great Blue Bell Drought. My niece’s third birthday party has been stricken from the record because no one wants to revisit the pain of serving Wells Blue Bunny.

Y’all don’t understand how gutted southerners were when Blue Bell was off the shelves for so long after the listeria problem. We finally got it back and now we have to worry about some kid licking it after she gave her boyfriend head in the Walmart parking lot? Stop fucking with my ice cream, man. Go fuck with some…

Oh honey, in a little bit, that kid’s gonna’ look like Trevor Noah!

Late stage capitalism is when someone can lose $38 billion in a divorce and still remain the richest man in the world.