Do they have lasers?? Because that's all I asked for, frickin lasers!!!

And after his lonely act, he reaches for a towel to clean up, only to realize one of Mother's towel charms is attached. He cuts his willy and it is extremely painful but he knows he deserves it!!!

Exactly!!!! His work here is not done until he has completely screwed up the environment, screwed over health care and the poor and middle classes and yanked away every human right from women and immigrants!!! This guy is only 48!! At least he was able to redistribute more wealth towards the top!!!! Phew!!!!

Aaaaagh. Kids are the worst!!! No ability to delay gratification what so ever!!! I put my cheese in a plastic container and pile carrot sticks on top. They lose interest pretty quickly then.

I’m Australian, so I don’t really know much about Jones, apart from the fact he works for Rupert Murdoch’s idiot network, but why is he always apoplectic and shouting? He reminds me of when my dad had a nervous breakdown. Maybe his staff need to do what I did and lay low in their bedrooms and listen to The Cure on…

This!!!! At least my government has given up the pretense they are working for the benefit of the rest of us. If you’re not a large bank, mining company or rich foreign investor, you can crawl in a hole and die.

Masterful! Hits the nail on the head with pure facts and reality. Well written!

What a joyous sentence for the cynical, misanthrop that lurks inside me!

Consumer soveriegnty is fraught when all the options are shitty.

Desperate people with many mouths to feed work for peanuts and don’t kick up when workplace safety standards are breached. The perfect captive “slaveforce”.

Me too! I’m on my second marriage and I want to know how they manage not to throw their arms in the air and say “I’m not dealing with this shit anymore” every 10 years or so. Help me oh wise elders!

Yep! I have 6 kids and this is a necessity. The charms would not solve the mystery of who keeps wiping their toothpaste froth on EVERYONE else’s towel however!

Sorry. Could you let me know what happens with the man baiting thing? I could use a laugh. Unfortunately, I’m a few kilometres down the “over it” road and have no energy for anything other than survival.

I have never felt more inclined to murder than during my pregnancies. The only thing that stopped was the thought of giving birth in jail! Those hormones really made the smallest thing p@ss me off! To my children: sorry about the great “leaflet meltdown” of ‘08. You didn’t need to buy me jewellery. Being tired and…

Well, there’s nothing more powerful than an older woman with healthcare needs, is there?

Evita Trump.

There are not enough stars in the sky for this comment! Bravo! And yes, Saudi Arabia is a scary place! What kind of person from a democratic nation coverts oppression, violence and corruption? He is either evil or extremely naive.

How soon do the artificial intelligence long distance driver serial killers appear? Or are they too intelligent or too driven?

So true! I have a 19 and 21 year old who are currently sleeping their way through the the last hot weekend before autumn settles in here in Melbourne. I tried to wake them up with the smells from a home cooked breakfast, to no avail. It’s best really. Let sleeping vampire sleep!

Yep. And any kids from these “marriages” are just vaporous figments of your imagination that don’t need housing, food, education, clothing, child support and materialistic stuff like that! It’s all just perspective!