:: makes face into camera ::

Diablo holds my very first memory of playing with people online. I logged in to town and I asked about a secret cow level. He replied you have to run around a building 3 times and press Alt+F4. After starting the program again, it was at the young age of 12 I realized people online are jerks too.

I just don’t get it. Why can’t developers make all the games with all the content for ME when I want it. They should also lower the price of games to like $20 so more people will play it and not pirate it. Also, DLC used to be free and they should go back to that and give me all the new content for free. Also I want…

Yeah but he also makes the Boys terrible people too.  I think Garth Ennis just hates a lot of things

Roasting people in the audience who heckle you is a long and storied comedy tradition

I’ve seen this so many times, combined with the accent i can’t stop laughing.

Everything about this is perfect.

Who knows, maybe I’m scarring them for life because they won’t get Fortnite and Minecraft references that their friends make.

As the dad of two boys (6 and 10), I am right in the middle of the “Man sharing this hobby with my kids is so fun” because I’m watching them develop their own tastes and seeing their joy in discovery as they dabble into different games. I’m also unfortunately in the middle of “DAD, KIERAN UNPLUGGED THE PS4/SWITCH from…

If it’s a guild name, might I suggest some slight alterations?

“Hounds of the Hundred Acres.”

“Hundred Acre Hunters.”

“The Hundred.”

“Rabbit’s Roustabouts: The Hundred of the Acres.”

“Owls of the Acres.” (“Acres of Owls.”)

“Piglet’s Pugilists/Piglet’s Pugnacious Porkbellies.”

...I’m smooth like butter, cuz I’m on a roll.

“a nation whose leadership rejects objective reality to such a degree”

To compensate, he should get a Winnie the Pooh patch. 

So... what you’re effectively saying is: “I definitively know the answer, I can even provide a few weak anecdotes to counter the thousands of reports that have been coming in since launch, even by major tech review platforms. They’re all just bad, and I’m perfect. One of the few, really. And no, I also won’t be…

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Don’t snooze on this show. If you like listening to a gentle string quartet while your preschooler is engaged in sweet shenanigans and low-key problem solving, then this is the show for you.

> it’s the reason my daughter said “biscuit” before she said “cookie.”

You will all be assimilated, colonials.  

I don’t think anyone has a problem with the slow pace or location. I do think a lot of people (including myself) have issue with the really low framerates or technical shortcomings, especially in the later game. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve put the game on hold until I see a patch that officially fixes the framerate…