I always fist bump after an awesome group sex session.

Wait, she's saying Gwen Stefani stole from her? I saw Gwen play with No Doubt at Cal State Fullerton in the late 80's and she's always had a very identifiable style.

it depends on what you eat prior. If Ive had anything garlicky or strong tasting it can affect the flavor according to my wife. Its not going to stop her, but if chewing some gum can make it better, who am I to complain?

my local McDonalds have all switched to 11 AM breakfast hours already. I would love some 1 pm cut off times though

I remember "creepy old dude standing at the back of the crowd"

somewhat related...

I go to an old school barber shop in Long Beach CA. Straight razor shaves, Playboys, beer on tap, and tattooed barbers. If they offered this service there, I would probably do it, but I wouldn't go out of my way to another store front for it.

so I’m at my parents house for their annual family Christmas party. I’ve told my wife stories about our house being haunted but I wanted my mom to tell her again so she knows I’m not making it up. This time my mom busts out something new that happened early in the year.

The Feragamo store at South Coast Plaza was the only store that treated me with respect when I was shopping for a good wallet. I had gone straight from work, so I was wearing a t-shirt, jeans and chucks. The girls in the Coach store kept on my like I was ready to do a smash and grab. I don't think they understand…

and Iggy Pops tour rider is pretty phenomenal too

Foo Fighters had a coloring book for their tour rider...

There was a hair bandit in Long Beach CA last decade. We were all surpised that we knew him as the welder for a local custom bicycle brand. They ended up changing names because of his association.

I tried them! I wouldn't buy them again but they weren't offensive.

I'll have to see if I can find pics, my main car in high school was a 53 Ford Victoria mild kustom. Nosed, decked, shaved with frenched headlights and taillights and scoops cut into the side humps. Also had a black and black metalflake naugahyde tuck and roll interior by Eddie Martinez and hydraulics in the front.

yeah, by the time I have decided to purchase something big, I've done a ton of my own research on the specific item. Most of the time the salesperson doesn't know enough about the specific item or they're trying to move me over to whatever they're getting spiffed on that week.

I squee'd like a 12 year old girl with one of those rainbow unicorn folders!!!!

shmoopsie poo...

First time I heard about Crossfit from someone I knew, she was wearing a t-shirt that said "if you like my rack, you should see my snatch".

1968 version of Twitter.