Look at where you are, though.

You should be ashamed. I’m a feminist and I put in the work. I do a full ten hours in my day job, then I work the third shift down at the Misandry Foundry.

I love caramel apples, especially the ones that are also encrusted in some form of crushed candy. I am also pregnant, so I guess I’m not supposed to eat caramel apples as well as cold cuts, etc. Lame.

I came to say THE EXACT SAME THING. Maybe he’s an apologist for those nasty-ass candy apples.

which are not that good anyway

But that’s not what he’s saying, and he’s pretty clear about that. He’s talking about the relationship between the actor and the audience, and saying that it’s ideal if the audience knows as little as possible about the actor. Which, quite frankly, doesn’t even strike me as controversial.

True story: once I was moving large bags of dog food for my grandma (who had tons of dogs) and when I dropped one it went “oof” and inside was my 14 year old cousin.

It was over as soon as she poured her soul about those wheels. Godamnit I’ve never felt more proud to be an American.

great, now i’m going to spend the rest of my night writing lord of the rings/lady pop star crossover fan fiction

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

I heard this from Dr. Drew while flipping channels, so take it with a grain of salt if you wish, but I remember him saying that when you get off opiates, you often start to shoplift. He says he sees it a lot with his patients. I guess the shoplifting gives them the endorphin rush that they’re missing.

Lord! One of my friends is a recreational shoplifter. The woman and her wife make a good $160,000 with no kids and she will hit up Michael’s before school starts and just walk out with loads of shit. I went to the grocery store with her once and she stuffed steaks down her pants. I didn’t know until we got out the…

You probably could have left off the check part.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

Remember when Prince kicked Kim off the stage at one of his shows because she couldn't dance worth a damn? Good times.

A lot of Italian people keep their hair color really late in life! I’m a little jealous of that (my first white hair showed up at about eighteen or nineteen)... and ya know, I don’t know why she insists on being blonde, either. Her natural rich brown is really pretty. Probably her best remaining feature.

you know what they are. alas, you can't ban sporkgirl from Jezebel.

I still can't figure out the purpose of his original tweet. Like, I would read Maggie's article, go "Oh" and move on with my life. No response needed. The cynical part of me feels like he knew what would happen and use it as an opportunity to be the good guy.

Funny, watching all these jackholes jump to the defense of a poor, shy, shrinking violet like Kevin Smith, whereas if someone had done the same on behalf of the blogger, they (Smith's misogynistic brofriends) would accuse them of White Knighting and trying to get laid.