i said ebay, not groupon.

THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT, JACK. I WAS BIDDING ON A BAG OF BRAS ON EBAY.

bc that's an actual fighting word and she's from the bronx. 

sums it all up for me:

*raises fist to sky* YESSSSSS

i still bark every time i hear “never gonna get it”.

it’s a vestige of slavery. good riddance.

this film is unapologetically black. it celebrates its blackness effortlessly. it’s probably not maudlin enough to be in the rotations of other rom-coms, and it shouldn’t be. it is what it is. grace jones is in her own orbit; what else could we expect?

let’s retire extreme contouring. it’s... distracting. i stare at contoured faces like those magic eye pictures except it’s just brown smudges.

Oof. This is what I get for only listening to my old ass playlists. 

CiCi is amazing and imo can dance anyone under the table (see: her dance off with breezy). But she's been too boo'd up to release any new music.

“We never sexually abused her,” Joseph told the AP.

This is a perfect pairing and I cannot wait to watch.

her kennedy aspirations are falling like sand through her platinum sieve.

the _______t’s push to have his barnacles leave the White House

god, this piece is white.

VAWA.

i’m exhausted just watching that clip. may god continue to bless janet jackson so she can keep on bestowing her gifts upon us. we’ll never repay her for the pleasure principle video.

i wonder if jen feels some kind of way because she’s seen him at his worst, dealt with it, tried to keep the family together, and rode in on a goddamn white horse, picked his ass up and literally took him to rehab.

“He’s got a lot of support” but no ends bitch, huh?