this is such a faded memory but weren’t they in a disco? with a disco ball and chuck mangione playing? I was so little but apparently it made an impression. I always wondered how/why they got married.

i kept waiting to read the outrage hither and yon afterwards. still waiting. it was abhorrent.

*actually*

i thought those were marc anthony pixels : (

gwyneth only smelled the food at the event, then ate rice and beans from her bespoke tupperware.

i've only heard twelve year old girls actually use it in conversation and then laugh at me for not knowing, as it should be.

HOLY SHIT HAD NO IDEA JADA WAS APPEARING IN MAGIC MIKE 2: MAGIC THE MIKENING but i'm so excited. girl hot as hell and hasn't let that heat radiate in a minute. we should all bask in it.

a CHICAGO shirt? has she even heard the dulcet tones of peter cetera? does she even know what time it is? if she leaves me now...? etc

the world can't handle the luminosity of potential lupita/jared babies.

"feeble" throat ?

comments, pleeease tell me why don't panic is the scorched earth slam dunk here.

WE ARE NOT BABY GODDAMN COWS.

dre beat michel'le, violently assaulted dee barnes, and according to tairrie b's wikipedia page, assaulted her as well. i have not seen one mea culpa from him and it doesn't seem to have affected him at all, what with apple licking his balls. i can't listen to his music anymore.

please recap every awards show ever.

let's get a #BringBackHappyEndings started!

every time i see coach living in that flop house on new girl i expect (hope for) jane to bust in the door and drag him out by his ear. happy endings is my everything.

whenever i think of KKs insane universe and her stylists/makeup artists/hair ppl, etc., her being held up as some sort of perfection, i remember she has psoriasis. it humanizes her to me.

who cares? PRINCE!!!!!

some of us never fell out.