May the odds be ever in your favor. I’ll be rooting for your survival. Can’t imagine life without io9 and Kotaku.

Oh man, how great would that be if the new GMG failed too?

There is no way they’re going to announce FFXVI. They’ll talk about the FF7 remake (“Coming soon” followed by a few seconds of new footage), announce new DLC expansions for FFXV/FFXIV, and show a trailer for KH3 (and announce a 6 month delay). A couple of new mobile FF games, perhaps. But there is no way in hell we’re…

Them: “The all-digital future will be great! No one needs physical media anymore! Get with the program, olds!”

Me: “You won’t own a damn thing you purchase (not that we did with physical media either; dem EULAs), and eventually, companies will start selling your childhood back to you via subscription services.”

Them:…

Deadpool as a dad has actually worked pretty well in the comics:

I remember playing this and vowing never to give it another chance.

Well, doesn’t that just make your skin crawl.

Can I just say: this is bullshit.

What the fuck Kotaku... the advertising is super disturbing for this article here... jesus christ.

Ha! I remember that comic, but had no idea the developer actually responded.

You’re probably right. My HR team probably would be understanding, as I work for a pretty liberal/worker-friendly company, but not everyone does. And I will admit I normally don’t check the “filed to” unless as an afterthought. So, that’s totally on me and I’ll be sure to check it more often in the future.

I mean, that’s not the point.

Amazing! She never stops hollering even as they knock her to the ground.

They’re just nipples, you’ll be okay.

The photograph at the end of this article is incredible and I hope it wins awards.

It’s just Final Fantasy XV. Final Fantasy XV and their adventures, Gamers. Final Fantasy XV, forever and forever, a hundred years Final Fantasy XV, s... things. Me and Final Fantasy XV runnin’ around and Final Fantasy XV time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Final Fantasy XV forever a hundred times. Over…

I was 30 years old when Final Fantasy XV first came out, now that the final DLC is out I can replay the game finally and get the full experience.

Hell, maybe I’ll actually have a reason to give a goddamn about the connection between Noctis and Lunafreya by the time they finish releasing everything?

And yes, I know, their relationship is explored to some degree in the ancillary material.

Here’s the thing: Games that are not part of a multi-game arc are meant to be…

There’s always two Jokers in a deck.