Lol. "The pants, they are still warm!"

I'm sorry, what?

Would have liked to see this option

Or

Bill after his defeat

Whatever. I'm going to go home and watch Lilo and Stitch. I don't need no stinkin' princess.

LET THE PUPPY SLEEP FOR GOD'S SAKE.

OMG JUST LET IT SLEEP!!!

OH.. MY.. GOD. This is amazing.

That funeral one can't be real, can it? Surely not. I won't believe it.

Grandpa?! Shut yer mouth, whippernspper! I'm cool! I'm hip!

And they really do look like Disney creatures when they're babies.

Bunny wins. Everything.

Give them a subscription to a dating website and offer to fill out the profile for them

A Casket...

one word: underpants

Self Help Books

Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -

i suspect it may be a case of gradual design changes not being evaluated on a larger scale before the thing goes to production.

I love your cat. If he makes that face all the time, that's hilarious.