Why Assassin's Creed IV should be game of the year: Because after five failed attempts, Ubisoft finally gave me what I wanted from this series.

Well played.

At least they did the moral thing and got married.

If you're bored with Cards, try combining it with other games, like Pictionary: "You want me to draw Pac-Man doing what!?"

Yeah, no PC gamer has ever gotten angry.

Oh when did this guy become a pro gamer???

I have a fun cat-bath story.

I'm having trouble imagining her owning a leopard print bra. Especially one that looks like the kind of thing I would have purchased when I was 17 because "it's sexy, right?".

I'm fairly certain it's legal everywhere in Canada for a woman to be topless in any public space. Basically, if a man can be topless there, so can a woman. It's just too cold here to exercise this freedom.

People are so stupid around breasts.

I love that you did this test, but I wold hope that anyone who reads Jalopnik would already know that the Fuelshark (and all other bullshit items like this) are all bullshit! They're all the "snakeoil of the modern world of automobiles.

For that price they could have at least put a "cow magnet" in it!

Maybe not the worst, but one of the funniest

They should call this show "Desperate Inventors and the Chamber of Dickheads".

Um, insurance?

Me too. Farting just isn't the same without those 10% better graphics.

So this hasn't been announced for next gen yet? I'd really prefer to play this on next-gen.

Can we please have a LEGO Simpsons The Video Game?

The sad part is: it would probably be the best Simpsons game since that 90s Simpsons arcade game.

Speaking about the RAGE I feel about not having my blades and my no ads back, did anyone else think the game sucked?

Probably. Got to say though I liked the campaign from ODST the best out of them all.