Finding Nemo 3 Spoiler. Bloat (the puffer fish) died because dolphins kill him to get high.

Yeah, we really need these idiots on tv...

Would be epic to have that car. But personally I would sell it, cover my taxes for winning the car, pay off some bills, and buy an Audi not worth 130k

If nothing else, the guy could be pretty well off if he chose to work in the porn industry. I can't imagine how much money those people would throw at him trying to sign him to contracts

Can they explain my one dogs poop walk. Once he finds a spot he walks along for 3-10 feet dropping turds the whole way. He has done this since he was a puppy and had short hair, I would get it if it was a new habit that started after his hair got long to keep himself clean, but he had short hair until he was about 1.5…

First World Problems

Bible (AKA: False Hope)

I can't help but smile at the thought of a monkey sitting around getting bombed for over half a year straight.

Maybe J.K. Rowling should stop it with all this random Harry Potter related crap, and just write another book like we actually want her to do. She said she wanted to be done with Harry Potter, I can respect that, but she has kept doing Harry Potter stuff, just not what the fans actually want. Irritating.

Because real sports are soooo cool...... Sorry but football is boring as hell, not as bad as golf, but pretty dull. Are video games really "sports" probably not, but that doesn't mean "real" sports are any more interesting to watch.

Work pointing out, when I searched for cut the rope 2 on the iOS app store, the first result was a game guide not the actual game, almost bought that on accident. At least it is only a dollar if you screw up and don't want to deal with talking to apple to cancel the transaction

Has long been on of my favorite iOS games. I have 3 starred ever single level of every version of the game.

I don't get it. I like cats, but I have never thought that lil bub is cute.

Melting Pot (Fondue Restaurant) Buy $100 in gift cards, get 4x $25 gift cards one valid for each quarter of the year. They also have a promotion where you donate $10 to St. Judes and you get a certificate for $20 off.

I want that room

It would be less stressful if my sister and her husband who make much more than myself and my wife weren't so cheap. We buy stuff for their kids (we don't have kids). Plus stuff for them, and probably get a $40 gift card. 3 or 4 to 1 spending/gift ratio drives me nuts.

Why would they call the secret service rather than the FBI?

This is dumb.

People can pretend they are all righteous with their "christian" values all they want. All you are doing is being a bigoted asshole and pretending it is ok because your fd up religion tells you gay people are evil and atheists are satan worshipers.

I would not have been able to use the shipping weight being low to prove he scammed me. All I would have is pictures of water bottles in a box, which doesn't prove anything I could have put them in the box after taking out the iPad.