Right, because Black and White and Populous sucked, not to mention how god awful Fable was!

I'm currently learning Java and in high school (10th grade), and I can say that while coding takes time and it's really a lot of trial and error, there's a beauty to it that's just irrefutable.
Not only that, coding has helped my analytical thinking and planning a lot. Making a blueprint before writing any sort of code…

And a pornhub channel.

And a pornhub channel.

to be fair, australian consumer laws would also have outlawed the cryptarch's bullshit

nope...can't be australia. Australia will censor the grass.

"Gerd of War"

That's great to know about quotas there!

Hi Justin! You'll see stories like this sprinkled throughout, while I'm working on larger features, such as this one that went up on Friday. I'm currently working on another feature that, if everything goes according to plan, will be up sometime tomorrow. It's no different than when I was posting news or trailers on…

That's what I like about Kotaku, there's lots of longer, more in-depth articles and reviews, with humorous little blurbs like this sprinkled in. I don't always have the time and willpower to read a 10 page fart-sniffing manifesto on "The elegant and flawed nature of the modern first-person narrative experience" (or…

haha no shit.. was wondering when I was going to see you around these parts. -Christos

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

If you were using Tor, wouldn't you want to know what was going on?

Really hard to be interested in a game where the whole point of it existing is for the fact of just pissing people off. Makes the creators sound like grade schoolers who just like to annoy the other kids.

It MUST be a fake. Stormtroopers don't pilot TIE fighters.

I'm confused.