Jim Sterling is a complete asshole. That said, I'm siding with him here... under protest.

You could've left "video game" out of the headline and I still would've believed you.

God dammit Sabrina, those were our nice sheets!

Every time I saw Cid before all I could think of was "I wish his tits were more expose" so thanks Square for taking my fan fiction seriously.

Kleptaku lives!

Fair enough, Patrick. And I just read your piece about the family that was SWATted – great work. I guess after a few of the posts I'd seen of yours on this site I was afraid of watching your talents go to waste.

Patrick, I'm a huge fan of yours so I don't want to come across as a total dick, but when I heard you were leaving Giant Bomb so you could cover breaking news in video games again this isn't quite what I expected...

Hey, fact check your shit. Here's a scan of the original instruction manual. Mystery solved.

Walking Simulator 2016 is a game where you and your leather-clad, oiled up, bare-chested bros go for a stroll in the park.

Still leaving Thorn shitty, eh? Man, this is dumb :(

Am I the only one that thinks $1 billion is significantly undervalued? I mean, considering Google offered $10 billion for WhatsApp?

You are everything that is right in the world.

The charge system adds risk/reward at another level to the game. Without it, it becomes rock-paper-scissors on a grid where you just mash circle to choose "Attack" over and over again.

People who don't see that blow my mind.

The more I think about this, the more it bums me out. I'm perfectly fine with accepting the "charge" system as a happy accident: a genius idea spawned from necessity. What I'm bummed about is the disdain with it.

The thing that's so genius about that system is the inherent risk/reward tied to it. Do I cast on this tile…

I live in Maine but am trying to get work in San Francisco so I can move out there. Any other advice for me, Lifehacker people?

Ugh. Don't. Please. Too painful.

Sorry... I couldn't help myself. :(

Was this a 40-man raid? Or 10-man?

I like turtles.

I have canceled my Spotify, Netflix, and Hulu accounts to give the extra money to Comcast so I can continue to support gaming. $30 will get me an extra 150GB every month bringing me to 450GB for just under $130/month.

I had to re-download the majority of my Steam library this month because of a failed drive. My Steam…

This is why the thought of AT&T pushing everything towards digital phone service is a scary thought. Under the current system they could shut your phone service off or charge you extra to make calls as they begin to count voice against your data usage.