Tom, it’s a credit to you and Deadspin that you write cogently about finance in a manner that HamNo/Gawker seemingly could only dream of doing. It’s like two worlds.

Seriously how the fuck has mlb not taken the team away from them like they did to the Dodgers

Where did you get that photo of Don Cherry?

Like all maple leaves, they’re in the gutter by October.

As a long-suffering Wolves fan, I can’t say goodbye to this guy quickly enough.

That would be the ultimate AI if Siri could just listen to my wife’s stories for half an hour and occasionally grunt or acknowledge things in my voice.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

The joke of course is that 4.5 million is sofa cushion money for the mega-conglomerate that is the NFL. Each of the 32 owners, among the richest people in the world, would need to contribute roughly $140,000 to pay the city for providing all the security and travel. But no, they won't even ask. Better to take it from…

Wow, Wake Up San Francisco, you guys really need to Have Mercy, and Cut It Out with all this Super Bowl nonsense. All I can say about this is, How Rude!

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

The only problem with that video is that it doesn’t include this play from earlier in the game, which is the most Duke thing that has ever happened.

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Does no one notice that Hernandez has the handwriting of teenaged girl? Seems odd, if not a but suspicious.

Also, who in the heck was dumb enough to suggest that the font on the statues be alterable?

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Yeah, the IOC thinks they’re in the clear because there weren’t protests (of note) during the World Cup. The olympics will be a shit show (literally, apparently) soccer is a religion, so there’s not a lot of traction in protesting that (imagine protesting the super bowl, the World Series and march madness, ain't no…

You must be the new guy.

I know I do. Or...don’t? Which is it? Ah, who cares...