As a Seahawks fan, I can tell you that there are a number who are still very bitter, but most of the self-proclaimed 12s couldn’t tell you who was quarterback before Russell Wilson or coach before Pete Carroll. Hell, they might even tell you that a picture of Mike Holmgren is really of Craig Stadler.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

He’s still about 9 years and four surgeries away from the Knicks getting involved.

Peyton Manning walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey bud, why the long face?”

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

Josh Smith, a guy with multiple locker room altercations already this year, gets traded for nothing. A few days later we learned that Blake broke his hand in an “undisclosed team-related incident.” I bet the two are related.

Sounds like Dick Pound used to work for the Manitowoc Sherriff's department.

Dale? Nah he gave up his tickets bc he had to go to work

He’s just the first guy eliminated from the Royal Rumble is all.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Thank you Deadspin. I saw this happen and instantly KNEW I’d be seeing it here. The slow-mo makes it so much better.

I don’t know, this actually makes sense since it’s Tampa.

Or the Browns.

“And probably should have won”?! By what fucked up calculus do you get to that conclusion? Catching and throwing the ball, after all, is an integral part of the game...

Number of pennants and World Series titles won on paper, ever : zero

I have heard lots of reasons why people dislike ESPN, but cancelling Stump the Schwab a decade ago is definitely a new one.

Baseball, unless the National League adopts the DH, in which case I’ll stop watching MLB (though not baseball; I’ll have to get my fix by watching sketchy streams of Korean action and the like).

Wait but that’s not actually the question. We all agree it’s shitty to order and not tip well. But is it worth it to you if someone orders and DOES tip well? Say I ordered a $5.99 pie, handed you a $20 and said “Keep the change.” How does that strike you?