You’re at work. There’s a crisis. You have two options:

No, it’s the league’s fault for pretending that the fans had an actual choice.

I guess kobe does not keep up with things.

And nothing says inclusive like hiring a bunch of black writers and segregating them on their own site which doesn't really exist at this point

Glad to see that Pacman has finally given up the ghost. I first thought he was a yellow coward, but he really dotted all of his “i”’s with this apology. This is clearly the next stage of his maturation and we will all soon enjoy the fruits of his development. I’m sure the Mrs. is very proud.

If the whole blogging thing doesn’t work out, they can recoup losses by selling the domain name to the Carolina Panthers.

What if instead of paying Jon Chait to write, we offer him a scholarship to a university. He can only write for that university’s paper. He cannot do any free lance writing or work anywhere else.

They tried to fire him but he fought it

“Ben Roethlisberger may not be able to throw a ball more than eight yards.”

brownout, n.

Best Fans in Baseball™ couldn’t be bothered to show up for 8 football games a year. They deserve to lose their team. I went to half empty Edward Jones Dome for games long before the team ever threatened to move. I’ve been to Blues games when half the arena is filled with Penguins or Blackhawks fans.

Part of it is having fuck you money and the other part is most likely an emperor’s new clothes situation. Are you going to tell your billionaire boss and owner he has a dead muskrat on his head?

I assume when you have enough money to buy literally anything you want, you just stop giving a shit.

I’m not sure what the moustache is either

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

It's not cheating unless you win...

While they’re changing history are they going to imagine a Final Four appearance and conference title too?

Mizzou banning itself from postseason play is akin to me banishing myself from the moon.

And even if it doesn’t, your best case scenario is that you now have a fully functional AMC Gremlin. Congratulations?

The rebuild is on, baby!