Preliminary reports indicate that the pilot lost control of the plane after learning Tennessee has a professional football team. 

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

A brutal sendup of hair metal. Every one of their videos makes me laugh hysterically:

Good evening. Here’s the Celibate Rifles

Squeeze it Tight

Currently in NYC for a little weekend goofing around, so...

Basehead - Play with Toys [1992]

Gogol Bordello-Ultimate

With that beard he’ll fit in nicely in Minnesota.

And maybe it’s just the beard, but he kind of looks like a young Bert Blyleven, which shouldn’t hurt his appeal to Twins fans:

Mother Love Bone-Savwhafair Slide

Seriously - What If The Dream Comes True

Ramones - Surfin’ Bird

83-09-09 Amsterdam - Paradiso Theatre

Deep Purple-The Unwritten Law

The Jaguars - It’s Gonna Be Alright

999

Nobody reminds me more of Rancid than these guys. Live in the studio, The Interrupters – On a Turntable

Yep. This was a total sell out by the city. The city actually subsidized the yankees planning process (thanks, giuliani, you asshole!) so that in many of the meetings between government officials and yankees officials, the city was, in effect paying both.

This one’s for Megan Rapinoe: