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Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards - To Have and To Have Not

“I said if it helps, I’ll put a sign-up sheet and everyone can come and pee,”
“Yeah, Jameson,that’s not how medicine works.”
“I’m just saying, man. Piss on me, shit on me. Whatever it takes.”
“Wait, shit-”
“Tie me up and choke me. Call me a dirty slut. You can take the handle of that bat and stick it up my ass, all the

Wow! I have a new favorite song! Thanks IM!

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If you have crappy neighbors, blast this song really loud...you can thank me later. The Secretions - I Hate My Neighbors

Ichiro no go

You guys can now add ‘randomly beating up women’ to the list of things you support (next to the previous entry - pedophilia). It’s very alpha.

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

The dong giveth and the dong taketh away.

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

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Jawbreaker! Shield your eyes! From bivouac!