What? No, this is all wrong. 

I’m sorry, I’m not buying this. It seems like if anything, your pan was just cooler that what you’d normally sear a steak with. The animal fat on the steak is what generates most of the smoke - notice there’s barely any smoke coming off the a pan of hot oil before you put meat on it.

Yeah I’m with you, there’s nothing behind this idea.

Lol what a schmuck!

I’ve thought this Sideshow Mel motherfucker was full of shit for years.

Who gives a fuck about a goddamn Grammy?!

Also, I don’t know if these are in Chicago yet, but in New York, cans of Rao’s whole peeled tomatoes have become available. They’re really fantastic, and they’re in puree instead of juice.

I wouldn’t call a long-cooked sauce a “marinara sauce.” I know there’s no, like, official definition or whatever, but to me a marinara is something that cooks in less than half an hour.

They have wide distribution on the east coast because they’re owned by Utz

I’m not advocating for rationing. I’m saying that actual rationing is not supply and demand. And supply and demand is not rationing. And our economy is not purely predicated upon supply and demand.

Well, agricultural subsidies, from feed stock to production to infrastructure drastically alter that equation.

At least she can say that she ain’t no senator’s son, no, no.

Oh yeah, you can’t own one of these without a warranty. 

Lol good point. Henceforth, I’m cross-shopping all cars against the Batmobile.

I was able to build one with the HPP Engine and Handling Package for $37,400 on the website just now...

Are they both AWD wagons? 

What are you gonna do with those 400 HP? You drag racing these things?

This is sort of inaccurate, at least for T-Mobile. If you have only 2 subscribers it’s $45 a line.

I don’t think any Nissan is a good choice. The Maxima is hideous, and I’m sure it’s a piece of shit. And, the only transmission you can get is a CVT, which is a hard no.

I really don’t like the look of the 4 series sedans..