Yeah, that would be revolting to me, to see someone doing that. I would think they got kicked in the head by a mule or something.

Kevin has the worst food opinions, I don’t understand it. 

Yo, cracking peanut shells with your teeth is some caveman shit.

Get a pressure cooker! That 8 hours becomes 20 minutes. Pull the chicken thighs out, shred them, and mix them back in. 

“It looks like candy!”

What’s sweet is when your car starts doing random stuff because your passenger just put their arm on 15 of the buttons.

Those buttons look like they were added because of a focus group. What an awful place for them.

And did they sell any more as a result? They did not.

Guessing a couple of idiosyncrasies are that it burns oil and is tough to start when cold. 

It’s the same reason old guys become gun nuts

Lol ok pal

These guys don’t want nimble sports cars. They want a projection of their cocks. 

Is it a Getrag double-clutch transmission?

I feel like an LIIT is never the correct answer.

kalee-moat-cho mama

That’s like a ghetto sangria

Man flying with you must be surreal. Drinking red wine and coke and carrying around anthrax powder jars of MSG. What’s next, “Quick tip for using the bathroom in the airport: stick your head in the toilet and shit up.”

This is, uh, all wrong

Not explained: Chicago is basically Canada.

What the fuck is a “geometric-shaped grille?” Isn’t everything “geometric-shaped?”