Not to mention that the other two kids are criminals also... So, probably a bad mom 

Yeah, and the other two kids (Jordan and Jenna) have both been in trouble with the law for committing violent crimes. WTF happened in that house?

We’d mix 4 Loko and 5 Hour Energy and call it 9 Loko

The use of the adverb “gingerly” is masterful

I’m trying to think of what you’d call a Vodka-Coke-Beer, and I think he kind of nailed it with “The Diesel.”

the air is bigger than the macbook, though.

They’re hot dog sandwiches

Yeah Watermelon is the worst one. 

Yeah how were there no Sour Powers? Those were iconic when I was a kid. 

You guys uh, not have enough paper to comment on the other 4? Run out of ink?

Yeah and sour patch watermelons are horrible.

That car has a lot of shit wrong with it, though. Frame corrosion, no A/C, roof liner problems, clutch/master cylinder problems, VIN and titling issues, finish flaws. 

Yes, but Tesla and Panasonic will sell these batteries to manufacturers.

Well your hypothesis is stupid

I disagree. Fuck three true outcomes baseball. 

This isn’t about that. It’s about Trump himself claiming to be a super genius, evidenced, as he explained it, by the fact that he got into Wharton. It’s pretty informative, then, that the admissions director who accepted his transfer says that he did so as a favor to Fred Trump, and not because Donald Trump was some…

So frustrating because they could have paid Kimbrel less than they’re paying Cano and only had to forfeit one compensatory pick to do so. They could have signed Adam Ottavino for less than they gave Jeurys Familia (or signed both). They could have signed D.J. LeMahieu instead of broken mummy Jed Lowrie. Just really…

Nah, Chevys are pretty wack looking

Copper’s heat capacity isn’t much different from cast iron. 

1) Rebuild the base of enthusiasts by manufacturing entry models with manual transmissions. Kill electric-assisted everything in these models and go to simple mechanical parts to save cost and improve driving dynamics.