He seems like a real fuckin ding dong

I’m sick of hearing Gabbard talking about her Army service. She was like a medical clerk in Balad as a Guard member, and then a cop in Kuwait. I had to deploy once with a bunch of those medical clerk types, and honestly, fuck them. 

What is a “pathological migration pattern?”

Here’s a question: is he seeing the same number of fastballs in hitter’s counts? .361 OBP tells me he’s taking a lot of walks, which would happen if he’s getting a lot of breaking stuff in hitter’s counts (which is kind of mlb-wide). I think he’s probably see better pitches in those counts if walking him resulted in…

It’s got triple-flared wheel arches, so there’s that.

Man you gotta be a dickhead to buy that thing that projects the M logo onto the street.

Serving chicken wings with chili garlic sauce is abomination

Oh he’s definitely going to the Knicks. It’s the worst possible outcome for the Knicks, so that’s what’s happening.

Why not? If it’s good liquid smoke, it’s just smoke and water. As long as you bring it up to temp, you’re accomplishing the same thing. I’d skip the Prague powder though...

Why don’t you just put whole rosemary sprigs into your fire? Wouldn’t that be easier than chopping up a shitload of rosemary while contributing the same flavors?

Put in Gsellman for a clean 8th...

Especially considering Mickey Callaway was the pitching coach for those 2016 Indians.

Vargas is an idiot and a 36 year old man threatening to assault a reporter is basically the dumbest thing you could do, because:

Callaway is always making Lugo and Gsellmen go 2 innings - it flies in the face of modern bullpen usage, and seems to frequently result in failure. But, why change when you can just burn out your two most reliable bullpen arms. Meanwhile, the secondary bullpen pieces have been looking better of late. Either way, you…

Or like any of their other relievers. It’s not a fucking playoff game.

Hahaha man, the Lions make the Mets look like the Patriots

Well, the Wilpons being bad owners is kind of an industry-wise narrative, so I think you can discount that as a Mets fan conspiracy. I think the article does make the counterpoints you addressed, which is why it’s evenhanded.

Man, most of that is random assistants and stuff. Either way, the real benefits of those tools occur in the off-season. You’re not fucking with a guy’s delivery or having him throw new pitches in July. 

How? This seems like a pretty even-handed take on what happened.

Yeah, and none of those stories are about pitching coaches.