Like Chik-fil-a’s managers...

What did he write? 

Lol, that didn’t pan out.

Kawhi Leonard would be so much better. 

I’ve got a tough time believe that plate is only 630 calories lol. More like twice that...

Those cascabella peppers at In-N-Out are way hotter than jalapenos in my experience.

Those cascabella peppers at In-N-Out are way hotter than jalapenos in my experience.

When I was stationed in Texas, we always called it “Whatamistake” the next morning.

When I was stationed in Texas, we always called it “Whatamistake” the next morning.

I’m not trying to exculpate him. Don’t know what gave you that impression.

Dude is this the first fucking phone you’ve ever owned? I was doing that shit on my Nokia 3210 in 1999 man. Unbent paper clip is the best 

Hydera-bad

I airfry mine. Airfry Jordans

I bought an expensive air purifier and that thing goes to town after I cook.

Gotta say, there’s an angle you’re not considering here: the setup. I’m a Jets fan, so I’m getting as much schadenfreude out of this as possible, but a billionaire getting caught on camera multiple times going to a strip mall rub-n-tug? Screams setup. 

Yeah, I get that...

Astoria’s got a big, conservative 1st/2nd generation immigrant enclave. They’d eat this up. Look at some of the stickers inside Uncle Gussy’s food truck.

Or if you’ve been fighting a secret war in the Horn of Africa for 30 years..

I think you can tie this to the tax cuts, if you want. Like how tax cuts were supposed to spark this whole big virtuous cycle of reinvestment and growth, but instead, companies just bought back stocks in order to boost share prices and increase shareholder wealth.

The Coffey Malt is like a million times better than the Coffey Grain.

Not a French omelet. 

you get that bacon-y tang from curing salts.