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Someone got ripped off buying the Tercel for $7250 Could have had Paul Rudd sell you one for $7198

I want to post the original clip of this sketch for those amongst us that have never enjoyed it.

I’m not crying it’s just rust flakes in my eyes.

Why are there no boxy 4wd Hi boi wagons anymore?

Toyota - I challange you to give the TJ Cruiser concept some extra Tercelness.

Here. I’ve nailed the concept for you. I’ll take a hybrid SR5 in Green with Brown Plaid trim thanks for asking.

Thanks, I must have misread somewhere. I knew about the exports to the UK but the USA version looked similar but 5mph crash tests would have been problematic with the AUS version no doubt

The response I was looking for! Also the wagon rear was exported around the world from Australia to the USA and UK from Fishermans Bend. Aussie ingenuity at its finest -  kind of.

technically a summer project list.

We don’t have enough rust in Australian cars. You might need to bring your own.

Our 114 tsi has needed two timing chain replacements including tensioners and sensors and leaks like a sieve after only 80,000 kms its a 2010.

Meanwhile no problems with the three Outbacks my best friend has had who is terrible with cars but oil changes then every six months.

Neither are Toyota robust though. Got a 4afe

Also the Diesel

Still they are rock solid when maintained comparted ot out of warranty German mechanicals

Wait till they review VW TSI engines... Makes Subaru look like a Toyota 22r

You think Subarus are bad. Try a TSi VW engine out of warranty.

So after 10 years of slowly teased and increasingly more average concept images from VW we get a small wheelbase VW Transporter in retro Cosplay...

But don’t car enthusiasts do that anyway?
2010 I went back to grad school and needed a reliable runabout. Bought a Corolla All-trac 500miles away because of its exact spec and price (SR5, Red, AC, Electric windows/ mirrors/sunroof. Manual with Difflock. Got it checked by a local garage. Bought it on the spot. Got the

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57018473

Worth if for those seats. Probably the most comfortable of any small car

Similar situation in Australia over the same time period.

So, next time you whip out your 1999 iBook before hopping into the seat of your 1985 Dasher fastback to impress everyone over at the slam poetry jam or whatever revival late ‘90s/early 2000s bullshit you’re into,” or Windows vs. Apple trolling.