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They have recently redesigned the front of the car and are offering a hardtop/coupe version. They will also be offering a few different engine options (mounts?) including the 2.3L out of the Ecoboost Mustang, which could be quite interesting.

The 818 Coupe looks even better!

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Now that the grill is gone you know what we should replace it with?

To all the dealer salesmen commenting on these types of articles:

I give you the dog bun.

Pansies. If this was a Lemon’s race they’d make ‘em finish the run like that.

If someone picked my daughter up for a date in that thing the only thing that would surprise me is if the driver DIDN'T look like this:

RWD! Manual! Wagon! Brown! Awesome!

These include Armco repairs, safety car attendance, vehicle recovery, track closure, hospital stays and helicopter fees. I recommend avoiding these. If you can’t, then the following price-list may help:

Damn that’s a lot of orange peel.

That looks like a white man’s donk

If only we lived in a world where the next message programmed by the engineer after “STOP” was “collaborate and listen”.

A hard clunk when hitting bumps or turning the steering wheel quickly. Your car should not sound like someone is smacking the undercarriage with a hammer every time you hit a speed bump, people. No, “it’s always been like that” does not mean it’s okay.

I know I am likely ruining this wonderful fact by stating this, but the Youbian Puma's official page has 3 Likes. 3. Likes.