How many you got?

the NSX is intended to be a real, viable street car that owners can comfortably and easily daily drive, while still obtaining the feeling of maximum performance.

Civic? 27K? See, that’s the problem right there.

How can you not love it.

Fixed. Everyone told you NOT to buy an M62 car for this exact reason. NOW can you finally stop telling people who can’t afford an M5 to buy a car with the disaster of an engine that is a high-mile M62?

Why buy this new car with a warranty when for the same price you could buy some problematic high mileage car that is half the price of a well sorted low mileage example? This is why.

Tramps like us.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

This is the right answer.

It makes sense once you realize who is actually in charge of the Cavs. Hint: it isn’t anyone with the title of Head Coach. Championship or not, Lue won’t be leading anybody; he’s merely a figurehead there to do Lebron’s bidding. And I don't say that negatively!

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

The company probably should have honored the guy’s original deal and spec’d him a car like he wanted and eaten the cost. They made the mistake, took the man’s deposit, and promised him a particular car. Making right on this would have cost, what, $20,000 or so?

‘Too Close’ by Next, a song literally about getting a boner whilst dancing.

Ahem...

That’s like saying it doesn’t count as trespassing when you were in your neighbor’s house because he forgot to lock his door.

What S-400 launch?

Their PTSD is also not worth recognizing too obviously.

It’s not a diesel v6 Mustang hatchback .

The important thing to remember is that Jalopnik is an inclusive car community rather than an exclusive one and that someone’s choice of vehicle whether it be a Camry, Prius, or PT Cruiser doesn’t disqualify them as a valued member.