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Love Chris Harris reviews but other than the Ferrari driver part this did not get me excited for the 488 GTB. I am sure the car is epic but I am dying to see this car to get the Top Gear Ferrari 458 treatment.

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Because even Jalopnik put the Sonata ahead of the Mazda6 as a recommended buy. Jalopnik waxes poetically about the driving experience but even they know it is too much of a compromise as a daily driver.

Bitch, bitch, bitch. That is all you union workers do. You want to show Mazda you are serious about buying this car? Have Mazda start a gofundme page where interested buyers put a $500 non-refundable deposit to show interest. If the car gets built based on interest then the deposit goes to the purchase price. If Mazda…

What a miserable race to watch. The first race felt like it had a yellow every 3-5 laps and the the end of the second race felt like a yellow flag was waving after every restart.

One of my favorite flight “simulator” games of all time. When I was a kid I spend a lot of time with this game and this...

98k miles plus $7,550.00 in money for inevitable maintenance. The E39 was the pinnacle of BMW styling, makes my MK6 GTI feel like a tin can, came with a six speed manual transmission, and has aged like fine wine.

Please find picture of said car for fappening material. - JalopBros.

You are missing about a semester of microeconomics.

The irony was that when I bought my car the salesmen made it a point to tell me about the elimination of the roof gutters/laser welding/etc and how it made the car better. Then the first time it rained and water leaked in I cursed him to hell.

Dat superior German engineering, doe.

I have this issue with my Mk6 GTI. Due to superior german engineering these cars do not have the old “roof lines” that were used to hide roof spot welds. So instead of water collecting at those roof lines and running down the front/back of the vehicle they run down the side. If you make too much of a motion as you get…

So I bought this E500 instead of a new camry based on a post by this one guy who said it was super easy to maintain a Mercedes and I was a sucker for buying Camry. Anyways....it had a creaking noise when the steering wheel was turned so I hit up the local MB forums where these rich doodz told me I needed to get a…

Hate to break it to you but the advertising world just figured out that there was the “highly wealthy African-Americans with high disposable income” market that had not been tapped yet. Essentially the Black SuperYuppies. Can’t sell to them if it is just skinny european models or old white dudes on marketing material…

Any car that requires meticulous maintenance (i.e. costs a lot to keep running) is not a reliable vehicle. The auto industry has fully jedi mind tricked us into believing the Germans and Italians make a better vehicle because of the “driving” experience instead of engineering their shit to be fun AND durable.

Just your way of “rebelling” against your parents. You will have a Lexus RX and C-Class Mercedes soon enough.

Why isn’t Mike Tyson as reviled as Floyd Mayweather?

This is what teams are worried about...