Kotaku has been crushing reviews lately. I tapped out of this series after Far Cry 4, didn’t play Primal or 5, and have no intention of playing this game. And yet I read this entire review. It pulled me in and made me think. I love the way it contextualized the series tropes through the game’s mechanics, story and…

found the official track statement:

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

This feels like one of those “you can’t fire the players but you can fire the coach” deals.

The Junior Senator from Texas?

An NFL owner

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Those trucks are in Mexico already.

Hey, can you fire your coach and hire her mid-playoff series? Asking for a garbage, fraudulent #1 seed.

I’m old enough to remember when Tipper Gore wanted rappers to stop swearing.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Being able to socially game institutions like government and corporations to reach a high salary has nothing to do with intelligence, common sense, technical ability, merit, or much of anything but understanding how to climb socially within an institutional structure.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

“...while LaVar Ball said that ‘coach ruined everything’...”