Ah, Nintendo’s eternal struggle with the Internet. The knowledge that they have to live with the internet but they can’t even remotely control it must have caused so many sleepless nights to Nintendo reps and/or technicians.

Wait a minute. She has a memoir? She’s a published Russian hooker?

Can’t wait for the NRA to speak out in his defense!

Monique, you acting a whole fool with those Italtics side-eyes...and I love it. lol

Can’t believe we’re about a decade removed from Kershaw vs Lincecum being a legit argument, much like CP3 vs Deron Williams

“My dick’s so big I HAD to take steroids...and cocaine...And run after my car crashed into that pregnant lady. I truly am a man trying to overcome insurmountable dick odds.”

dishonesty is the best policy. unless you’re caught. then honestyabout dishonesty is the best policy. if you can be honest about being dishonest then honestly you’re right back where you started.

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

“the greatest basketball player ever not to play college hoops...”

*waits for Kobe fans to get triggered*

My wife ships those two in a big way. If they become roommates I’m afraid she might never walk away from the tv again.

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

See what I mean about “racist?”

Well, then you have to get into why you’re using it.

I hate this version, meanwhile loved the original. I understand that it’s precisely what I don’t like about it that makes it popular.

I think this is a transcript as related by somebody else in the room:

Geographically speaking, you would struggle to be less correct than this guy.

This fear is why they’re so obsessed with arming themselves with multiple human killing machines. It’s why they fight against even the notion of incremental disarmament so vehemently. They are scared shitless of us. Of anyone who is not them.

Not that hard to understand. As a kid, didn’t you ever break something your parents told you not to touch so you told them 3 black men raped and kidnapped you and knocked that Hummel figurine to the floor while they trying to make their escape.

I mean, we’ve all been there.

You surprised?