And a murder of crows.

We do.

I mean I do.

The best thing the constituency of the sane have going for us is that he’s digging an ever larger hole of poop for himself with every tweet.

Keep tweeting, Mr President.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Oooooooo that’s a GREAT reset button scenario! Do you mind if I shorten it to Mass Delusion Visited Upon Us For A Moralizing Effect? You know, I like your title better. This one is going in rotation!

Sadiq Khan terrible mayor, just like his loser son Captain Humayun Khan. I like soldiers who don’t get killed in battle. Sad!

Can you imagine FDR tweeting “Pathetic excuse by PM Winston Churchill who had to think fast on his “Keep Calm & Carry On” remark. Sad!”

How do we know you’re not a bag of dog shit that’s somehow gained sentience to post annoying race baiting comments online?

Sweet. Hate note truther. What difference does it make? If there’s even a chance this is happening, shouldn’t they let her out of her lease? I’m sure the property management company won’t go under if they don’t get her 2 months rent to buy out the lease. Why is it so hard for people to just do the right thing?

“She then reported the knocking to the apartment security company, which said that they confronted those responsible and then gave them a verbal warning.”

“Females”

I can see how this is a compassionate move.  This being said, I can also conceive that it might be a slippery slope.

Punters are people too :(

I’ve always loved the commentary that Veep is more realistic than house of Cards.

That’s a really good point. If he was any kind of statesman (please, try to contain your laughter) and he thought he was taking a truly principled stand, he would’ve faced the people who disagree most ardently and told them face to face why he must do this.

No Gwyneth, people hate Goop because it is full of bad and potentially harmful information. You want to tell people about your favorite organic pasta, fine. But if you tell people to put jade eggs in their vaginas, people are going to criticize you for encouraging something that could cause infection.

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

Garner is a pro, and she’ll always be a pro. Don’t come for Jen unless she sends for you, is what I’m saying. Seriously, that’s how you hit back at something without coming off as pissy and petty.

I’m going to start saying, “As a childless, unmarried drunk I find this morally reprehensible.”

I want to set myself on fire every time I hear someone start their outrage with “as a (mother, wife, etc)“ shit. It’s possible to recognize bad behaviour simply because you’re human.