Because Warhol is like a friend who serves you a bowl of Campbell’s soup at his house and tells you that’s exactly what it is, while Koons is like an expensive restaurant that serves you a bowl of Campbell’s soup in a fancy, modernist dish and pretends it’s the chef’s own recipe?

Yeah, gabardine refers to the weave of the fabric, not the fiber content. It’s literally an impossible thing to be allergic to.

I’m getting more “unhealthy relationship with food and eating in general” than prima donna.

Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.

James Blunt, unlike the band Smashmouth, is endearingly lovely about people talking crap about his music on Twitter.

“Say, is that a glass of Tang over there?”

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

Ok, so the new season is a bit scattered but who cares, it’s still as funny and vicious as ever. Does anybody get the feeling they’re about to make Jonah Ryan president, and poor Selina his VP? ‘cause apparently Jonah’s irresponsible, frat boyish, big mouth has apparently turned him into a Trump-style populist hero?…

How is this a shock? this is what you get with 60+ years of “america is king shit” bravado shoved down everyone’s throats, the PotUS IS “king of earth” as far has he and many other americans are concerned, there is absolutely no respect or shits given to anyone else. I’d be more shocked if trump has actually HEARD OF…

lol imagine hearing that a new season of Veep is coming and wondering “Is this necessary?” What is wrong with you.

I started rewatching Veep this week. Despite the sharp writing and brilliant performances, I can’t find humor in the early seasons because they seem less like absurdist satire and more like cinema verite.

It’s like he’s looking for his mom in the crowd for her to wink and be proud of him during the school play.

Look at his face at the end. He always tries to look so tough and serious, but it just comes across like he’s constipated and is having trouble making poopy in his diaper.

I’d say this was a Putin-approved sly move specifically to shit over Montenegro for choosing western Europe/NATO over Russian interests but there’s no fucking way Trump knew who that guy was. Or about Montenegro and NATO and international politics. Or politics in general really. Or reading. Or how to dress properly.…

And it’s not even a friendly little slip to the front. I mean he could have patted the guy on his shoulder, shook his hand, engaged in some small talk and slyly slipped his way to the front. Nope, the Fat Carrot in Chief just pushed the guy out of the way and doesn’t even acknowledge him.

The look he makes after pushing his way to the front.....that entitled look.

And he could not resist being his usual shithead self at that NATO building dedication ceremony. My god, he’s so appalling. No mention of how it was America who invoked Article 5 for the first time because of 9/11. But he did piss ‘n’ moan over the NATO countries’ contributions. And he couldn’t resist sniveling over…

With all of these bad apples, we might want to look at the health of the tree.

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Re: her dancing