CAKE RUSTLERS. I can't even tell you how much I love this.

I am amazed I've somehow never heard that they were dating.

She's like two seconds younger than me, and while I'm not really into 45 year old guys, more power to her if she is. Hope she's happy and has babies or not or becomes a french citizen or not.

Congratulations! I hope it's a long and happy marriage!

Well, thank you very much. I am at an age where prancing is hardly dignified, but I would like to think he gets just a bit of bawdy swagger from his mama.

I just love your turn of phrase, lady. Hope he gets some of his prance from you! :)

As a mother to my own prancing ball of fantastic, I just want to say God bless his family that he is so confidant and joyful. It is such a wonderful thing to see.

Yep. How many months ago was she telling the world about how she was raped when she first moved to NY? But she wouldn't use something like that for publicity or anything, right?

Is Madonna aware that she has truly begun to resemble Marlena Deitrich? And not in a good way?

Thaaaaank you! Oprah should hire someone to proofread Stedman's tweets. SMDH.

I always decorate my cakes with the image of Mr. Yuck to dissuade cake rustlers.

You are never going to win the internet if you go around spouting facts and well reasoned opinions. You've also blown that Subway sponsorship.

Your Midweek Madness posts make me laugh harder than anything on the site, and I love your grades. You don't need to fix shit.

You are beautiful, Jia. No matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.

That cat and Tyra, basically twins

Just nitpicking... Much as I would love for the Duggars to have moved to Alaska, the abbreviation for Arkansas is AR, not AK. I work not far from them.

"Ariana Grande screams whenever she is thirsty."

So like a parakeet or a newborn?

Right? Get a blog so people can not read your bs there.

This is who he's addressing specifically.

There is also, truly, no justification for Facebook posts this long. Ever. Everrrrrrr.