One that I think really helped me was: Be Brief.

I do. I’ve posted huge rants about it numerous times.

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

Oh here the fuck we go. “Wah wah, Clinton’s just as bad!”

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Thanks for sharing! I love him even more now for trying to lead an AA meeting. Very cool that you volunteer!

Did Slater “win” the night? I have seen that look on every page and site i have been to this morning

Back when I was a teen...Christian Slater...was A GAWD! Seriously...even when he wasn’t trying to channel Jack Nicholson...I knew he could act his ass off...so glad to see him back doing what he does so well...which is showcasing the BEST...WTF faces known to mankind...

I’m a paramedic, I deny no one care, as do the nurses and doctors I work with, regardless of how they came to their injury. Big macs everyday and a pack of Marlboros leading to your heart attack doesn’t get you denial of care. That said, this guy needs to be placed on a psychiatric hold for his suicide attempts, so we…

Except that we had a chance to vote for Teachout at the primary level and did not. Shame on us.

Its mostly a history of snuffing people out and a guest list.

I hope she paid close attention to the parts in Leviticus and Deuteronomy about dispute resolution practices. HOLY SHIT did the ancient Israelites have poor conflict resolution skills. (On the plus side, it gave Nick Cave some really awesome shit to write lyrics about.)

(I should clarify my husband did not steal pieces of actual Parisian landmarks to have my ring made. LEL. It is something he saw online in their likeness that you can have made. )

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Yay! I sent in this tip because I have Alexis as a Facebook friend and he posted about it! I can attest to the fact that he is super cute about her, in a very low key, very proud to be with her, adores the hell out of her, kinda way. So, yes, I believe he would treat her right! (Plus he’s Armenian, so I have a soft…

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Strange, cuz rejecting a beautiful home because of the street name, is maybe the whitest thing I’ve ever heard

Strange, cuz rejecting a beautiful home because of the street name, is maybe the whitest thing I’ve ever heard