Didn’t the cop claim to have shouted “Show me your hands” TWICE in that span of time?

An earlier commenter stated that if black males were to purchase firearms en masse, we’d have gun control legislation passed in about fifteen minutes.

I like sweet wine. Apparently this makes me a horrible plebeian. I'm okay with that!

These guys are so, so bad. From eliminating provenance of their bars (which was supposed to be a founding principle of fair trade and sustainability) to the way they treat their staff (of which my fellow is a former one), they’re total frauds and their chocolate is shit.

See, I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate so I probably wasn’t going to like it anyway. HOWEVER, it was free which usually equals delicious for me and even then...I wonder what “true” “bean-to-bar” (sounds like a move you can try with your vibrator) chocolate tastes like...seems like fancy=bitter as fuck.

Whoever posted these pictures and tagged the DA is an American hero

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Antwerp, of course, is no longer in the Netherlands, but rather in Belgium these days.

You need to learn better wiping methods if that’s a problem you have.

because you can only wear a pair of pants once if you don’t have undies

But Antwerp’s in Belgium, not the Netherlands, and also both regions were actively revolting against Spain at the time. So the Spanish fury was kinda legal.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

A bit hard for me to understand super jealous people.

My cats are always watching me.

This kind of stuff just baffles me, kind of like when you have a friend who LOVES a food you HATE, and you just can’t understand it. I’m on a birth board (ugh, I know) and someone once posted how “inappropriate” she thinks it is for any married (heterosexual) person to have friends of the opposite sex or hang out with…

Constantly. I am not jealous, I don’t own him and he doesn’t own me. More than that, I trust him and our relationship, or I wouldn’t be with him.

Sometimes I get jealous when my boyfriend goes to dinner with a friend, because I don’t like it when he goes to restaurants I like without me. I will share my man, but not my Keens Steakhouse, damn it.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

And those of us who just don’t handle it well (thanks to prior needs of zero caffeine ever- I feel your pain)! I’d love to try to learn more about sampling coffee, but never would unless this sort of thing were available. I settle for being a chocolate nerd.