Well for the sacrfice on the cross to redeem all mankind you’d think he would have to be killed fearing death like a mortal until the end came. Otherwise it’s a few hours of pretty severe discomfort. So internal consistency is not the book’s strong suit.

Not like he learned anything, but it goes to show you that the US Government stopped caring for its citizens a long time ago. Duncan is a Millenial example of his general apathy, materialism, and his disregard for self-responsibility if it doesn’t benefit him. Money/Power easily trumps ethical concerns for the…

Michigander here-- can confirm. They’re horrible shitting monsters that are to be avoided at all costs. 

I’m a Canadian. You STAY AWAY from the Geese. They’re horrible animals.

Your experts are liars.  I grew up on a ranch with geese and Untitled Goose Game is the closest representation to reality I’ve ever encountered.  They are unapologetic assholes.

I would walk through that house and pick up every item not nailed down. I would definitely need it to solve some puzzle in the future. 

Oh wait a second, how are we missing the joke what if the house is like a Sierra game? The logic to the puzzles doesn’t actually make much sense, there’s some weird copy-protection style business to deactivate the security system that involves going through documents left by the realtor, and if you go through the…

I hope this isn’t the last chapter of a sad story. I grew up on Sierra games-- Quest for Glory was my gateway into roleplaying games, and still one of my most beloved experiences. I genuinely hope they are selling the house for happy reasons because it would break my heart to find out this was some dark ending.

1. Grind

That game sucks. I keep getting stuck right at the start. Does anybody know how to beat that first quest, “Credit Check”?

Realty Quest III: Curse Of The Closing Costs 

Heels might be fine in the WWE, but that’s because the people in the ring KNOW they’re up against a heel. It’s all scripted, everyone in the ring knows what’s going to happen. If the heel pulls a dick move, everyone knows in advance.

However, WoW is a public game. He’s playing with other people. Acting as a heel…

Now this is an old school Zelda player.

Best investment I ever made was an industrial meat slicer I got at a garage sale for $50. Nothing is nicer than thin-thin cut meat.

Go test drive one. It’ll make a believer out of you.

A propos of nothing, really, but I saw a Model 3 take off from a red light the other day, and holy mother of god, that thing was fast. For a second I thought he had timed the green light just right and hadn’t actually stopped, but there was a line of stopped cars behind him, so he must have started from a dead stop. I…

Are you saying my coworker didn’t buy the $35,000 standard Model 3 a couple weeks ago, by calling?

You seem to have missed the part where they only ever sold 200 copies and their studio is dead...

I will never argue that Zach Bowman is more talented than I am, but what the fuck is your problem, man? 

Let’s see what’s in the box!