Look, before we talk about the factors that might lead to white criminality, I think we need to talk about white-on-white crime. Why are white people not condemning their own when they are also victims? Where is the outrage about that, hmmm?

And if Michelle Obama had refused to live in the White House like Princess Melania is doing, the world would have exploded in 2008.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

ETA: Couch is the stupidest fucking last name of all time

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

I’m waiting for Jack Dorsey to pull the trigger, waiting like a lion waits for an elderly and/or ailing wildebeest.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

No, you have Trumplash. He can say something and in the same sentence praise and rip it.

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

Can you imagine if Trump ever gets banned from Twitter?

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

...Wasn’t Trump just saying that the Time Person of the Year wasn’t a real honor because it was called “person” instead of “man”? Or do I just have a severe case of political whiplash?

Buchanan’s daughter wasn’t running his business empire for him while he was off presidenting. Yes, it is a fucking problem that Ivanka will be in the WH enough to need an office while she’s running the Trump corporation. I think it’s a mistake to just hand wave this point away by saying that we already knew that…

See this is why ivanka is as bad if not worse than the rest of them. She’s dangerous because her perceived softness and good looks lulls you into a false sense of security. Like her father she has no values or principles. She will do anything for power, money and prestige. If Donald doesn’t run in 2020, I wouldn’t be…

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

Really, the best IQ. So much IQ. More IQ than IKEA cabinets. Those are unAmerican. Sad.

They tuned out before they nominated him, let alone elected him.

all that he will take from this is that he’s making history.